Found the perfect follow up. An excerpt of Scientology's 343 questions you have to answer while they monitor your responses with this e-meter-thingy. Via Radar (which doesn't seem to be a satire-magazine). I tried to do some research if there is a chance for them to be real, but tired of it about 75 seconds in.

Have you ever enslaved a population?
Have you ever killed the wrong person?
Have you ever been a professional critic?
Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
Have you ever engaged in piracy?*
Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?
Have you ever been a professional executioner?
Have you given robots a bad name?**
Have you ever set a booby trap?
Have you systematically set up mysteries? ***
Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
Have you ever smothered a baby?
Do you deserve to be enslaved?
Have you ever debased a nation's currency?****
Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?*****

Apparently Scientology is one of the more fun religions.

* Note: Set a date with iza on September 19th.
** Yes. yes. I admit. Circuitotron may have been a little sloppy.
*** As someone mentioned: What a subtle case of irony.
**** Now that's my favorite. I wish.
***** Hell no.